Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Everything I hold to be true about style and fashion, I learned from White Christmas

White Christmas has been one of my favorite movies since I was 12 years old.  As a child I was entranced by the hypnotic technicolor pallet and completely fascinated with Bing Crosby's antiquated hep cat slang- That moment when he explains his theory about sandwiches and dreams is pure gold.  I'm only now beginning to realize all the ways this film has shaped my personal style.  In fact, I think it's safe to say that everything I hold to be true about style and fashion, I learned from watching White Christmas.


Lesson 1 - Ascot: I couldn't find a clear photo of Bing in his ascot/cravat but he wears 2 or 3 in the film, including a camo version that goes with his army uniform.



Lesson 2 - Wear some sort of something jaunty around your neck at all times.  A scarf can really jazz up an outfit and take it to a whole other level.



Lesson 3 - A Technicolor outfit with contrasting colors and shoes dyed to match the slacks is really my ideal.  Though dyed shoes are really not realistic, if I had the money and resources to make it happen, I would.  IN A HEART BEAT!



Lesson 4 - The combo of the color raspberry/cranberry/burgundy with any shade of blue is absolutely delicious!



Lesson 5 - Whenever possible - GLOVES



Lesson 6 - Don't be afraid to have FUN with your outfit!




Lesson 7 - Layers add dimension as well as warmth. Also pictured- pocket square.



Lesson 8 - Sport Coat



Lesson 9 - If I looked good in a dress, this would be the one I would choose.  Not so much a lesson, just a fact.




Lesson 10 - There is a very specific outfit for the different things you may do throughout your day.  You may end up changing your outfit multiple times during the day.  It is crucial to LOOK SHARP at all times.

Outfits for performances


Outfits for wearing between performances that can also double as a performance outfit in case you end up doing an impromptu performance.
Outfits for traveling.
Outfits for checking the mail.
Outfits for midnight snacks.

I have incorporated all of these lessons into my life.  Some I use more than often, but they're always in the back of my mind.


Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Jenny Jenkins on PLUJ 4-29-2003

PLUJ was a KAOS call in trivia game show which went through a series of hosts.  Erika Lari & I hosted for about a year.  It was hard work and good times.


Here is the best of Olympia pop star, Jenny Jenkins on this particular episode of PLUJ.









Tuesday, October 26, 2010

WKRP and so on

WKRP in Cincinnati

 


A work place situation comedy that aired from 1978 - 1982.  In this case the work place was a low-rated rock radio station.  It was an MTM (Mary Tyler Moore) production and followed a formula a little like the Mary Tyler Moore Show (the work place in that case being a television news room). 

WKRP was born during the backlash of the disco craze of the mid-1970s.  The creators of the show plugged into the "disco sucks" attitude that was rapidly spreading across the nation.  Also affecting the show's content was the trend in sitcoms of "teaching a lesson" while entertaining.  This was a popular tactic used in the late 1970s (and continued through the mid-1980s) in an effort to deflect criticism of the value of television.

The cast of characters included the following:

Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hessman- see "One Day at a Time") - a burnt out rock n roller dee jay.

Venus Flytrap (Tim Reid- see black tv characters from the 70s and 80s) - A former school teacher turned smooth, cool talkin' quiet storm radio host.

Jennifer Marlowe - (Loni Anderson) The secretary who looked like Jane Mansfield but "busted" through "dumb blond" stereotypes with her intelligence and wit.

Andy Travers (Gary Sandy) - The good-looking "country boy" program director who comes to town to  shake things up by changing the radio station's format to rock n roll, all while wearing extremely tight jeans and a shiny satin jacket.

Herb Tarlek (Frank Bonner) - Donning white dress shoes and a matching white belt, Frank Bonner's portrayal of the stereotypical slimy, tacky salesman was his greatest contribution to society.  Herb, along with "Larry" from Three's Company, perfectly personified 1970s sleaze. 


Les Nessman (Richard Sanders) - The nerdy, goody two shoes newsman.  Richard Sanders greatest contribution to society.

Mr. Carlson  (Gordon Jump see also The Maytag Man)- Wimpy yet lovable boss with a heart of gold.

Mrs. Carlson - Mr. Calrson's controlling mother who is the actual owner of the radio station.

Baily (Jan Smithers) - The dowdy yet, quietly hot "cool chick" who works at the station.  I really have no idea what her job was supposed to be.

Memorable episodes:

  • The one where Venus teaches his gang member nephew about the makings of an atom by comparing it to "the hood."  To this day I refer to neutrons as "The New Boys." and electrons as "The Electric Ones".  Lesson learned - no kid is unteachable, they just need better teachers.

  • The one where Dr. Johnny Fever "sells out" and becomes the host of a local disco dancing TV show.  In order to avoid compromising his personal ethics, Dr. Fever creates an alter-ego to host the show but then temporarily has multiple personality disorder (DID).  Lesson learned - don't die only the bottom half of your hair- it looks weird and can make you a little crazy.

  • The one where Venus "sells out" to take a job at an automated radio station. They had enormous computers with those reel to reels.  Lesson learned  - being an essential component of a rag tag team is sometimes more meaningful than being a small cog in a slick machine.

  • The one where Venus invites a "hot lady" up to the station to make out while he plays a pre-recordered version of his show.  Surprise!  Hot Lady sets him up to take the fall for her boyfriend (a bank robber) who looks sort of like him (only in that he is black and has a beard).  Lessons learned about racism and trusting "hot ladies".

  • The one where Mr. Carlson decides to throw live turkey's from a helicopter as a Thanksgiving promotion for the station.  Lesson learned - turkeys don't fly.
In summary - WKRP formed my perception of what working in a radio station is supposed to be like and is probably why I went into radio in the first place.


Loni Anderson - An American television actress that is one of a triumvirate of blond TV "poster babes" of the late 1970s (Farrah Fawcett & Suzanne Summers are the other two).  None of these ladies were able to transfer their popularity to successful film careers.

Loni grew up in my neighborhood in Roseville, MN but she lived there before I lived there (see also Richard Dean Anderson and the main guy from Six Feet Under).  She was also married to Burt Reynolds, which was pretty much the other highlight of her career.

Burt Reynolds - Hairy-chested American actor / sex symbol of the 1970s and early 1980s and my first male crush.  <3 <3 <3

Reynolds starred in a series of trucker, CB and country music-themed films most notably "Smokey & the Bandit" and "Cannonball Run" which in turn spawned a billion knock-offs ("Convoy,"  "Any Which Way But Loose," "BJ & the Bear," "The Dukes of Hazzard") and a widespread love affair with urban cowboy country culture (see- "Urban Cowboy", "The Electric Horseman", "Rhinestone Cowboy", etc).

Mr. Reynolds has many claims to fame including his famous hairy nude centerfold in Cosmo Magazine, a May-December relationship with Dinah Shore, a love affair with Sally Field, the horrible wig that he wore throughout the 1980s and well into the 90s, his spectacular career nose dive, his interesting comebacks (including a stint as the voice of an alien father to a half-alien girl on the syndicated sitcom "Out of this World", a starring role in a semi-successful sitcom "Evening Shade" and a couple of "hip" film roles in the late 90s "Boogie Nights" and "Strip Tease") and finally his weird, very public divorce with Loni Anderson in which she accused him of "homosexual" affairs.  

Burt also starred in "Deliverance" which I've never been able to bring myself to watch although I've seen key clips.

Jayne Mansfield - Actress from the 1950s and early 1960s who was commonly referred to as "the trashier Marilyn Monroe" though in retrospect Marilyn Monroe was far more talented and actually strove to have a serious career as an actress.  Mansfield seemed content to simply be ogled and adored for her good looks and bombshell status (at least that's what the Jayne Mansfield Story told me).  She is best known for having everything surrounding her drenched in the color pink, owning miniature toy dogs, and meeting death by "possible" decapitation (with previously mentioned miniature dog at her side). She was also reportedly extremely intelligent.

People of my generation may better remember Loni Anderson's portrayal of Mansfield in the 1980 made for TV movie "The Jayne Mansfield Story" which costarred Arnold Schwartzeneger as her body building husband Mickey.

Quiet Storm - A term for radio programming that features smooth, sexy soul ballads.  This trend began in the mid-1970s and was named after Smokey Robinson's landmark album and song of the same title.

Disco Sucks - A backlash against the over saturation of disco music in the media.  Disco took hold in the mid-1970s and had overtaken every aspect of American society by the late 1970s.  Some have accused the "Disco Sucks" movement of being racist and homophobic. It was.  But it was also a reaction to everyone on the planet recording a disco single and or LP.  Sorry Ethyl Merman.

The Disco Sucks movement culminated in "Disco Demolition Night" on Thursday, July 12, 1979 at Comiskey Park when a bunch of jerks burned a giant pile of disco records.  Probably very toxic.